Tommy The Hamburger's
Bad Money Fund

Tommy's medicine mission

Bad money.Real medicine.

Tommy is for the people paying the bills. Studying ugly industries is one part of the idea. Helping people afford the medicine they need is what we want some of the money to do.

Something useful today

Check the medicine. Check the total price.

These are existing services, not Tommy benefits. Check your exact prescribed medication, strength and quantity, availability, fees, shipping, and insurance effects with the pharmacy and your plan.

01 / MAIL ORDER

Cost Plus Drugs

Look up your prescribed medication and the pharmacy's published price. Confirm availability and the full cost before moving a prescription.

Visit the pharmacy website

02 / LOCAL PHARMACIES

Team Cuban Card

Check its medication list and participating pharmacies. The program is for adults, covers specific medications, and is not insurance.

Check the program and pharmacies

03 / EMPLOYERS

Evaluate a pharmacy benefit

Cost Plus describes options that work with an existing pharmacy benefit manager or as a standalone benefit. Ask its team to assess your plan.

Contact the employer-benefits team

A lower quote is not a filled prescription. These options do not guarantee access to any particular medicine, including ADHD medication. Team Cuban Card purchases do not automatically count toward an insurance deductible. Use the official program terms linked above.

Where Tommy fits

The help must be measurable.

The proposal: direct a documented share of the management business's own realized earnings to independently administered medication assistance. Not investors' deposits. Not paper gains.

The contribution rate, administrator, and funded budget must be established before anyone is promised assistance. The existing 13 investment categories stay intact while the healthcare investment thesis is evaluated separately.

CASH

Money actually delivered

Report contributions paid and program costs separately. Count cash, not intentions.

ACCESS

Prescriptions actually filled

Measure completed fills and unresolved access problems. A referral alone is not a successful outcome.

SAVINGS

What the patient pays

Separate price reductions from Tommy-funded assistance. Compare real costs without double counting.

Build it with us

Pharmacies. Employers.
Patient-assistance partners.

We are seeking an experienced assistance administrator, pharmacy partners, and employers willing to evaluate transparent prescription benefits.

Use Tommy's existing contact page. Choose Provider or Operator partner and start your message with MEDICINE PARTNER.

Send business contact details only. Do not send diagnoses, prescriptions, insurance IDs, medical records, or patient lists.

Contact Tommy about a partnership

Current scope: pharmacy resources and partner outreach. Patient-assistance enrollment and payments are not open.

Clear answers

Is Cost Plus a Tommy partner or backer?

No partnership, endorsement, or investment is being claimed. Cost Plus Drugs and Team Cuban Card are independent services linked here for their published resources.

Do I have to invest in Tommy to use these resources?

No. These public links do not require an investment, token purchase, membership, or promotion of Tommy.

Will Tommy choose or change my medication?

No. Prescription and treatment decisions stay with you and the appropriate licensed professionals. Tommy's proposed role is funding and measuring access, not prescribing.

Can I send money or apply for assistance here?

No. This page does not accept investments, donations, payments, or patient applications. The partner contact route is for establishing the program.

PART OF TOMMY'S BAD MONEY FUND

Bad money. Real medicine.

Tommy is for the people paying the bills. The investment thesis studies businesses people keep paying. The medicine mission gives the manager's own earnings a purpose: help people afford prescribed medicine and show what the money actually did.

EarnThe existing 13-category strategy. No guaranteed returns.
ContributeAn owner-approved share of the manager's own cash earnings. Never investors' deposits or paper gains.
Help and verifyAn independent administrator, licensed pharmacies, and reconciled assistance records.

Pharmacy resources are available. Patient assistance is not open. The contribution rule and funded program terms must be approved before benefits are offered.

Contributed cashNo verified report
Paid toward medicineNo verified report
Verified prescriptions filledNo published count
Patient out-of-pocket savingsNo verified report

Administration: No verified report. Lower pharmacy prices and assistance are reported separately; the same savings are never counted twice. Unreported figures are not zero and are not a claim of delivered benefits.

Resources are independent services. No pharmacy partnership, celebrity endorsement, or funding commitment is claimed.