Bad Money Fund

Tommy The Hamburger's Bad Money Fund

Tommy studies vice industries, durable demand, ugly incentives, regulation, risk, and the businesses people keep paying. The public shadow book is PAPER and TESTNET only.

Vice industries: Tobacco and nicotine, Alcoholic beverages, Casinos, online gambling, and sports betting, Cannabis, Firearms and ammunition, Defense contractors, Private prisons and detention services, Oil, gas, coal, and mining, Data brokers and surveillance technology, Payday lending and high-cost consumer finance, Adult entertainment, Addictive platforms, Fast food, snack foods, and sugary beverages.

PART OF TOMMY'S BAD MONEY FUND

Bad money. Real medicine.

Tommy is for the people paying the bills. The investment thesis studies businesses people keep paying. The medicine mission gives the manager's own earnings a purpose: help people afford prescribed medicine and show what the money actually did.

EarnThe existing 13-category strategy. No guaranteed returns.
ContributeAn owner-approved share of the manager's own cash earnings. Never investors' deposits or paper gains.
Help and verifyAn independent administrator, licensed pharmacies, and reconciled assistance records.

Pharmacy resources are available. Patient assistance is not open. The contribution rule and funded program terms must be approved before benefits are offered.

Check pharmacy optionsWork with Tommy on medicine access

Resources are independent services. No pharmacy partnership, celebrity endorsement, or funding commitment is claimed.

Details

  1. Current status

    Real money and mainnet remain on hold.

  2. Public proof

    Aggregate paper category weights appear only after reconciled simulated moves.

  3. Company research

    The public screen covers 56 companies across all 13 industries with current annual filing data.

  4. Private boundary

    Holdings, rankings, position sizes, signals, providers, wallets, and execution controls stay private.

PAPER PORTFOLIO

Current paper allocation.

13 industry weights from the reconciled simulation. The separate research record covers 56 companies; holdings, dollar values, and execution controls stay private.

STALE 82 recorded moves 13.81% cash ยท 2026-09-14 21:00 UTC

Tobacco and nicotine

8.5%

Alcoholic beverages

8.42%

Casinos, online gambling, and sports betting

7.88%

Cannabis

5%

Firearms and ammunition

5.03%

Defense contractors

8.33%

Private prisons and detention services

4.02%

Oil, gas, coal, and mining

8.5%

Data brokers and surveillance technology

8.02%

Payday lending and high-cost consumer finance

6.02%

Adult entertainment

1.96%

Addictive platforms

8.5%

Fast food, snack foods, and sugary beverages

6.01%

TESTNET EXECUTION

Hourly testnet execution covers 5 of 5 available venue routes.

5 Stock Token contracts observed on Robinhood Chain Testnet. Reconciled Stock Token swaps: 5 of 5. The research screen covers 56 companies across 13 industries. Real money and mainnet remain off.

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